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From The First Church of Hacksaw Appliantology & realms of the terminally unlistenable/ undesirable

                                                                                                              Presents the 

                                          

                                                                                                             

                                                                            AXE WIELDING TRIO

                                                                                                (The Original Asshole Lineup)

Reverend Death Wimp Fuck Lunatic Demon  & Total Ass Wipe                                                                  

  Paul Ramirez (C.E.O.) Drums/Masturbating paint sniffing speed freak & human filth chain-  Satanicnoisevomitslaughterholocaustnecrocannibalisticmassacredinfernalbutcherynoisegrindlucifernecroheavy- blasphemousdeathevilsickdeathhellnoiseslaughtericous vandalizing brutal killing machine psycho devil Jackoffaholic total death tire slashing toilet arsonist retarded old lady sweaty bicycle seat sniffing fuck shit up studio destroying torso mangling buffalo bayou bum beating grave desecrating rusty ice picks to the back of your neck retarded dick face motherfucker.

Sal sicko driving home from Austin,Tx after seeing some old friends........ANAL CUNT(my hat) in My Photos by   Sewer Thirsty Sal Sicko                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Sal Saldivar (The Kraken)Vocals/Menstrual Cramp Gore Filled Shrieks of a Rotting Soul-

Retarded wino ass whippings, spit in yer face Lucifer hell slaughter hatred for all the earth, massive death & annihilation, horrendous mutilations & beatings, hold ups, cranial incinerations, kick-in burglaries, throat slashings, decapitations, vehicular manslaughters, concrete wickedness, brutal savagery, wielding instruments of death, secret burials, walking on hell fire, festivals of gore,  flower smashing saw blade throwing rageaholic, excessive gas eruptions, cerebral assassin of ignorant (faggot ass rap crap hip hop) wannabe eraser headed gangsters.

                                                                                                                                                     

Misanthropic Sewage Surviving Unknown Asshole

Ruben(Bed Wetter)Cantu Tractor Shuttle Sewage Guitar/ Bass/ Vocals/ Bottled Urine/ Avon Lady- Anti-social tornanic ass whipping gorilla vigilante hermit, rib, jaw & knee cap breaker, close linings & dislocations, moronic sewer growls, mongoloid toilet screams, sinister secret explosive hate filled acts against society, violent  ass mugging of muggers, robbers, drug dealers, pimps and whores, car crash & kick-in burglaries, urine marinator, fucking up (stupid ass) boom boxing gangsters, offending barbaric bawls of hatred & terrorist acts against all of you!!!

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