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 GodVomit Zine ( Issue 1 )

DISCO FROM LIBIA

1989 Interview with Paul Ramirez (Drums) 
by Jason Beck

Here's a nice little interview with a local doofus band called the splatterfish, er, I mean Splatterreah (how did I ever make that mistake?) Anyway, these guys have been making a wave in the underground & alot of people take them seriously. Why? I have no ideal, but you deserve whatever offense you take if you do. Oh yeah, this interveiw is with Paul Doofus, the drummer (too slow!!!)

Q: Okay, what are you jokers stupid nicknames, and what do you play?
A: Fuck off !!! What a stupid ass question to ask, you dick! We play with ourselves ! Dickface-drums, Lupe-vox, Avon Lady-bass, Zombie-guitar.

Q: How did you get vomit dislodged from your throat?
A: I didn't, pussy ! It's still there ! I did it with a cut off extension cord ! I cut one end off and shoved it up my ass, then I plugged it in. That'll dislodge anything !

Q: Have you ever pulled your face off and threw it on an overhead projector ?
A: No, but I whooped a wino's ass once. He was sleeping in our driveway and I pissed on him. He got rude about it so I whipped his ass to fried whale shit. His name was Sal. What a stupid ass question ! Buy the new SORE THROAT. Hey is there a proctologist anywhere out there ?

Q: Did you see the Metallica/Queensryche show ?
A: Of course, what do you think I am, a wimp ? I'm a real headbamger ! I was moshing and slamming just like all the other Anthrax kids. The faggot from Queensryche made the hair on my nuts stand when he did those high screams !

Q: I hear you have quite an awesome stage show & you let Greg and mike of Dead Horse rape you on stage ?
A: No ! You heard wrong, you fucking lump ! I shit on the both of them and spit in their faces. Dead Whores suck ! But I also wipe my ass with pages of Godvomit 'zine ! And put my drum sticks up the asshole of some gay motherfucker named Jason Beck. He like the ones with notches in them. 

Q: How do you treat cigarette smokers in the pit ?
A: The same way I treat your mom, you fucking pussy faggot ! Like shit ! I force feed them Little Debbie snacks ! Fucking nasty ass treats ! O.L.D. are fuckovers ! Don't send them money for anything ! Man, I just bought that new Possessed LP "7 Churches." This is an an old interview, eh ?

Q: If you had a chance to meet the god Paul Speckman, what would you say ?
A: Fuck that faggot-ass dick wipe !!! I hope he gets his fat ass trampled by a herd of retarded Jerry's kids. I'd tell him to lick nut, choke on the hairs, and die, that fuckin' deformed sperm cell !

Q: Do you like any 'zines ? Which are your fav's ?
A: Read ! I'm illiterate, like Paul from Assuck. No, I HATE 'zines ! Especially Godvomit ! I wouldn't pay a squirt of rat's piss for that 'zine, much less answer an interview from it. Shit ! (Be sure and ask Paul about his own 'zine-Faggot 'zine if you write him-Ed).

Q: Don't you think Florida has the most killer bands ?
A: No, except for Massacre (Kam Lee and Rick Rozz's old rock-n-roll band-Ed) Incubus, and old Morbid Angel. Hey ! Patrick Klopf fucked me over 2 to 7 inches (You usually let him put it all in, what's wrong ? -Ed) Fuckin' pussy ! Better hope you never come to Houston ! I should have known not to send you any shit ! After all, you were wearing a Master shirt on the split. DON'T buy anymore Napalm Death ! They suck shit ! Sore Throat rest in peace. 

Q: Explain to everyone who wasn't there what you did when M.O.D. came to Houston. 
A: Nothing !!! Hey Rotting Corpse should be putting an LP out within this year (Finally?!-Ed) cool, eh !? Mark Mastro is a fuckover !! Don't ever write to that pussy ass nutlickin' con-artist rip-off dick sucking bastard. Fuck off, dickface. Fuckover faggot ! The only Infernal Bleeding is from your cunt, you homofyed piece of rhinocerous shit.