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Gut Wrenching Sicko's !

1989 Interview by Ty of Poison Planet Zine (Issue #2)

SICKNESS !! When you think of this word, the name Paul Ramirez should immediately come to mind !! He is the wacko, crazy fuck drummer for Houston's own Shit Speed band, SPLATTERREAH !! They are one of the heaviest, brutal noisecore bands around at the moment. They tune their guitars down reeaall low for that ultra distorted sound ! Insane shit !! I wanted to do a more serious interview with some joke questions thrown in, but he refused to do anything the slightest bit serious ! So this is what we ended up with !! This dude is seriously demented, as you'll soon find out ! But ! , he's a nice guy too ! (Sorry to ruin your rep, bro !)  Well get your vomit bags, cause you're gonna need one after reading this ! Or just kneel next to your toilet to make it easier ! Read on and don't let your mom see this !!

1. Have you ever licked the slimy shit out of a fat ass !? Of course !! I love to feel it slowly drivling down my esopagus ! Totally kick ass ! It burns tastes like charred afterbirth !

2. Have you ever jacked off in your neighbors front yard !? Of course not !! What do you think I am !? I use the back ! If I jacked off in front yard... What would the neighbors think !?!? Gee !!!....

3. When was the last time you took a shit !? Just a few minutes ago !! Then afterwards, I went bobbing for turds in my toilet !! I eat as we speak !!

4. What would you like to do, when you're not jacking off !? Shit !! You just ruled out my favorite jobby, Ooops !, I mean hobby ! Well, lets see... I love to rape dogs that tear up the trash ! And I love to  beat the shit out of old women who dig in our garbage bags ! I like to beat bums lying on our sidewalk ! And my other favorite, I love to get high sniffing old lady's bicycle seats after they ride them !! Total fun !!!

5. What are some of your favorite TV shows !? I don't watch TV unless I'm wacking off at full speed !! I love to watch the "Brady Bunch" ! (Yeah !! -Ed.) That little girl Cindy gives me a rock hardon !! Oh !... Lassie is a major cunt !! I would fuck  the milk bones out of her !!

6. Have you ever gotten onto a fight with any of the bag ladies in your crowd !? Tons of em !! Whino's too !! There's a whino named "Sweet Dog", who gave me a run for my money ! But,  of course, I whipped his ass to fried whale shit !! It sux though, they start throwing garbage and shit ! The stench blows us away !!!

7.  What's the worst thing you've ever smelled !? Well, when Sal throws a fart, Phew ! Fucking run !!! The worst thing I've smelled has  to be  Sal's shit !! He fucking pinches a mean loaf !!! Fuck ! , the logs he lays don't even fit in the toilet !!!

8. What the sickest thing you've ever done !? I looked at a nude photo of that fat bitch Rosanne ! No !, probably when I was little, my dog swallowed some of my marbles, so I put on my moms dishwashing gloves and plunged my arm deep into his ass !! Hey, I found 3 or 4 !! The dog's alright, he walks a little funny though !! (Geez Paul !!-Ed.)

9. Any final comments or profound thoughts !? (Yeah Right !!) Fuck you !, We don't need anyone's support !! (Yeah sure Paul !! -Ed.) Don't buy the new Napalm Death  12", buy  the new Anal Cunt split 7" with 7 Minutes of Nausea ! Thanx for the interview Ty !!

Well, now that you've been fortunate enough to be enlightened by Paul's socially and politically correct wisdom, I'm sure you'll want to order the SPLATTERREAH demo today, so send your $3.00 ($4.00 and I.R.C. overseas) to PayPal account splatterreahsux@aol.com