1990 Interview by Robert Torres - Repulse-Zine #1

If you are into rock'n'roll, you should be aware of this band. They are going to record a 7inch soon. I have seen the cover and it's INSANE. Well this interview was done by Robert (George's brother, you know the one who did the Impetigo interview in this issue) with Splatterreah's crazy drummer Paul so it has to be interesting!
WARNING: Not for people with Humor IMPAIRMENTS! 
Q) Describe the crack scene in your neighborhood.  
A) It's cool! There's my neighbor, she's a fat smelly pig. She has a crusty smelly crack that smells like raw sewage!! I peel the crust out of her crack and put it in my nostrils and mouth. I chew it for hours for "Pure chewing satisfaction." But when she has the runs! Yippie!!! It stays warm and slimey! I lick the hot butt cheese out of that fat bitch's crack! Yum! She bent over one day and the cops busted her for 50lbs. of crack!!! Get it?? I didn't think so you retarded piece of dolphin shit!!! Buy more tuna!!
Q) Is it true that your singer is Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies?
A) No, you stupid excuse for a fuckin wetback!!! It's Lupe Guatarrado Gonzales Jiminez Dugobiarrtes!!! Granny is just a roadie! She fux people up that talk shit about us! I lick between her toe's and sniff the cheese between them! Toe jam!! Oh yeah, I'm watching "Breaking 2" It fuckin rules! Man, I just rented that gore movie "The Little Mermaid" It rules! "The Muppets annialate Sesame Street" Rules too! Big Bird sux rinocerous shit! 
We Hate You Already! ED.
Q) What is your favorite type of crust?
A) My neighbor's crust is the best!! The smell can knockout a football team!
Q) What bands out there do you hate and why?
A) Napalm Death, Agothocles (I gotta sneeze), MX, too many to name!! I hate them coz their so satanicnoiseslaughterholocaustnecrocannibalisticmassacredinfernalbutcherynoisegrindluciferblahblahblah!!! Oh yeah morbidsickanddisgustingtoo!!
Q) Why does your singer wear tight pants and looks like he's suffocating?
A) Yeah, buy the Entombed L.P.! It's fuckin cool! Hey he wears tight pants coz he has a flat ass like your mother, pussy! HEE, HEE,!!HO, HE....
Q) Do you have any favorite video games?
A) Yeah, as a matter of fact I do! "Fag Beater" is about me beating your ass, faggot! "Son Ass Whipper" rules too! It's about your father beating the shit out of your brother George after pointing that gun to your head! Too bad he didn't pull the trigger! Violent games rule!!
Q) Who are your child molester accomplices?
A) Mark Sawickis, Stevo Dobbins, Speedy Gonzales, Danny the bass player for the Partridge Family, Cindy Brady, Mark Mastro and we're called the Hell's Angel's...we drive motorcycles too! Except for Danny, he rides with Mark Sawickis all of the time, holding him tight!! OHH!!
Q) Describe the band's hobbies.
A) 69, um. Monkey fucking, Autoerotic Asphyxiation..um..Jackin off, 1-900-Debbie Gibson..er..listening to Fleetwood Mac..eh?..Fingering fat, pigheaded, smelly ostentatious, pigs! Reading shit 'zines like God Vomit, Uni-Farts, Pyogenic Orgasms, Hitparader, Bop!! Bop rules! It has a centerfold of New Kids on my Cock!
Q) Are there any bands that make you feel violent and make you start spazzing out?
A) No, but there are some bands that make me feel blasphemous, evil, satanic, sick, and morbid. These bands are sick, disgusting, brutal, crushing, bands like Napalm Death & Morbid Angel!!!
Oh, I feel like killing my family after being possessed by "Alter of Faggots" by Morbid Angel or "From Arousement to Ejaculation" from Tampon Death!
Q) Is it true that Mitch of Unseen Terror came to Houston just to visit you?
A) Yeah, but we were so Evilsickdeathhellnoiseslaughtergrowledvomitmorbidandsatanic that he left! It's fun being so scary!!
Q) Why do you wear pink panties with garter straps and a Miss Piggy mask in concert?
A) Coz I feel hot and sexy when I put them on!!! Then I put a frog up my ass and hollar "Kermit Kermit" It makes me feel so feminine! Then I run to Fiesta and buy a 6 pack of vaseline and a spatula! Yeah! Aye!!
Q) Why has your bass player been hiding out?
A) Because Splatterreah is so famous now, thanks to MTV & VH1, that girls and gay dudes chase us around everywhere trying to rape us and get our autographs!! Oh I just love it! Since Rubecca (Ruben) is so handsome and nice looking, all of the girl's chase him!! Sore Throat broke up! "sniff" R.I.P.
Q) Is crisco your favorite lubricant to jack-off with?
A) No, you saliving sack of shit! It's butt-cheese from that fat bitch Rosanne! I put on my mom's dishwashing gloves, get the butt cheese, rub it on my dick, and blaagh!! Let her rip! I feel so funky! I like to jack-off while watching 3's company cause Mrs. Roper gives me a "rock hard on".
Q) Is La Tremenda (a local spanish station-ed) your favorite station to listen to? 
A) No, but I'll tell you what station I hate, seriously, K.P.F.T! I remember when Morbid Angel had the "Abomination of Desolation" L.P. out, Ruben gave them a copy of it to Fattass Wes (the D.J.) along with Bill jack-off Bates, they said that it sucked. They always said that Morbid Angel sucks and laughed it off! But when Morbid Angel came to Houston, Bill and Wes were kissing their asses, telling everybody how great they were. What a bunch of hypocrites. If Trey Azagthoth were to come to a sudden halt, Wes fat ass's head would have gone halfway up his ass! I'm sure that Trey Jackoffthoth would have liked it too!
Q) Any last sexual, harrasments, insults, warnings, self bondage comments?
A) No, but your zine is going to suck now that you fucked up and put us in it! Jason Beck is a low, smelly (God-vomit) bastard. Our 7inch will be out soon. Impetigo's L.P. is God!! But they are a bunch of fuckin, snot, sucking, shitwads, who lick dick cheese off of a rino's dick!!!!!!! The Entombed L.P. ruled! Jose Feliciano also rules! Sore Throat R.I.P., Rotting Christ Rules! Fuck Morbid Angel and K.P.F.T!! The Rottrevore demo was bad-ass! School sux! Eat nothing of little Debbie snack cakes, but give them to your grandpa so he can die after eating those nasty-ass treats! Yuck!! Massengile Feminine Douche works! Vinegar and water! T-shirts are 2-sided, 7 colors, glow in the dark, $6.00. No thanx for this interview! May your genitals rot-off! Fucking die!!!!!!